Hot Tub Time Machine [MA]

A story of friendship, loyalty and time travel. Three buddies are bitterly bored and unhappy with their adult lives. So they take off to a ski resort that holds memories of the glory days of the 80s. With the help of a glitchy hot tub time machine, these guys aren't just remembering the good old days... they're LIVING them!

I HAVE JUST WASTED 99 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! This had to the crudest, most revolting story that has been turned, hands down into the most idiotic film ever!

Three buddies are bored and unsatisfied with their adult lives. After one tries to kill himself, they all decide to take off and go to a ski resort that holds some of their most treasured memories from their glory days in the 80s. However once there, they find that the hottest place of the 80s isn't so hot anymore. Bitterly disappointed, they all crawl into the hot tub on the porch of their room and get wasted. But this is no ordinary hot tub, it's a hot tub time machine! And a rather glitchy one at that. Now they're not just remembering the glory days... they're living them!

I'm going to keep this review short because I feel that the more I rant about this spectacularly crap movie, the more danger I am in of gouging my eyes out with oyster forks.

Starring John Cusack, Clark Duke, Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, and Crispin Glover, Hot Tub Time Machine was 99 minutes of constant profanities, sex jokes, sex scenes, sexual references, a stupid story, violence, alcohol, and violent regurgitation. I did not smile once. Had I not been so determined to sit through the entire thing so that I could review it and warn all the world to steer clear of it, I would have turned it off 5 minutes in. The story was pretty much non-existent and there was no script to speak of. I personally don't think you could even classify this as a movie.

For your own good, avoid coming into contact with Hot Tub Time Machine!!!